Friend: So I ordered these shoes online and got a great deal but when they came, they had duty on them and so I didn't really save any money.
Me: What?? They had doodie on them?
Friend: Yeah, because the store was in the States.
Me: And they sent them to you with doodie on them?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: Right from the store? They had doodie on them?
Friend: Yeah!
Me: Does everything from the States have doodie on it?
Friend: Well, yeah...
Me: Did you send them back?